48 lines
1.4 KiB
JavaScript
48 lines
1.4 KiB
JavaScript
const path = require('path')
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const twit = require('twit')
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require('dotenv').config({path: path.join(__dirname, '../../.env')})
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const alert = (type) => {
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var tweet = false
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switch(type) {
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// Water is needed
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case 'wantwater':
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tweet = [
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'I\'m getting pretty thirsty over here, @JayWll',
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'So. Very. Dry. You know I\'m a succulent not a cactus, right @JayWll? 🌵',
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'Hey @JayWll, water me. 🥛',
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'They say a man shall not live by bread alone, and a succulent won\'t live if you don\'t WATER ME @JAYWLL!!1! 🍞🚰💦',
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'@JayWll seriously bro. A little water. That\'s all I ask.'
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]
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break
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// Water has been received
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case 'gotwater':
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tweet = [
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'Thanks to whoever watered me just now!! So moist.',
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'So refreshing! Thank you, mysterious stranger, for the life-giving liquidy sustenance.',
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'Whoever watered me (I\'m kind of guessing it was you, @Katheryn_mur), know that I appreciate it!'
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]
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break
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}
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if (!tweet) {
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console.log('nothing to send')
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return
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}
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// Define options for the twitter API
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const msg = new twit({
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consumer_key: process.env.CONSUMER_KEY,
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consumer_secret: process.env.CONSUMER_SECRET,
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access_token: process.env.ACCESS_TOKEN,
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access_token_secret: process.env.ACCESS_TOKEN_SECRET
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})
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// Post tweet
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msg.post('statuses/update', { status: tweet[Math.floor(Math.random() * tweet.length)] })
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}
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module.exports = alert
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